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"I just put an assload of mustard on this burger!"

- guy in saga
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"Where are the bike racks?!"

- drunk guy in Enfield
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"Also, you have homosexual leanings - knivings!"

- Saga
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  • Question: "She was like 'I'm coming under the impression all lesbians are non-monogamous.' Well, duh you're in an all women's college, go to a state school and you see straight people doing the exact same thing. Her heteronormative assumptions are limiting-"

    snippet of a phone conversation heard near FPH - highmasc
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"Aw! You wrote, “I love you pooky bear!”"

- The Bridge
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"If you spread butt cheeks out, there’s actually not that much skin there."

- In Saga
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"Haven’t you ever studied the male anatomy up close?!"

- In Saga
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"Dude, I just wish classes were over already so I could go get boned."

- Outside of Lemelson
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"I might go for the rape look, that’s in right now. Like, all disheveled with black eye makeup, and a little bit of blood on my butt."

- Outside of Cole/Library
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"Wait, he raped you and left you for a statue of a cat?"

- Outside of Saga